POPULAR Q & A from the Australian Tourism Board!
Q. Are men in Australia CUT or UNCUT?
A. BOTH
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget
its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees.
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out
of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before
you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ?
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on
TV, how do the plants grow?
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first !
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